Part One: [link]
Harry Potter OotP HBP spoilers! Beware!
I always have the feeling that one of these days, Remus is going to crack and do something like this.
He's been FUBARed in every volume since he met Harry.
POA: Got fired.
GOF: Didn't even get a mention. But you only need to read between the lines to know he was living out of a shopping trolley in Safeway's carpark.
OotP: Best friend died.
HBP: Got fucked over in Best Friend's will.
Honestly, Sirius. Poor Remus is HOMELESS, while Harry's obviously set for life. Who needs the money more?
Of course, this exchange will shortly be followed by:
Voldy: And here's your complimentary Death Eater hoodie!
Remus: Um... (I'm having second thoughts...)