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Slithering Out :HMC spoilerz: by Rozefire Slithering Out :HMC spoilerz: by Rozefire
Book!HMC spoilerz! And so on...

You can take the head off the man, but you still can't make him work...

As I've mentioned before, I honestly thought the witch had the right idea about getting a husband. There just... might have been complications with certain body parts. Other than that, rock on Witchy. Rock on.
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TintinsTravelBag Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well this was absolutely fantastic
SkySlasherCat Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahaha! I can totally see this happening!
Did she actually expect Howl's head to do anything she told it to? Lol.
bauble123 Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That is just how it would turn out... But then, knowing the witch, she'd find some way of working it. Never add Howl to your ideal man unless you're Sophie and don't mind arguing or being annoyed with him most of the time, and can bully a fire demon.
Libradogg Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Professional General Artist
some  women can barely control one man... mixing some and expect it to do as she wants... naive.........
SailorDonut Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This... is... amazing :XD:
GentlemanAdventurer Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012
Perfect! There's a distinct lack of art for that book and it makes me sad.
veritas-found Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I love you for this. Truly I do. <3 (I almost pity the Witch here. xD)

~ Ver
rydi1689 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww dear! You nailed it completely xDD Howl's all sexy and fatherable, but he is like a child so you can't really expect him to do what you please :rofl:.

Great job with this <3 it brought so many memories from the book! :love:
TeenTypist Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2011
Fantastic! That was absolutely adorable. Just as well her plans didn't quite come to fruition...
Lunael Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah, that's great :D
AngelAndChangeling Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I never have figured out why she was so convinced that using Howl's head was smart. I mean, really!
Thornmage Featured By Owner May 26, 2010
Best couple ever.
ari-berry Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2010  Student General Artist
Poor Witchy... oh well, he's Sophie's problem now. xD
Ela-chan7 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
well I think she can handle him quite easily...XD. It´s Sophie after all ;)
marora Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009
I loved that book. And totally agree with the witch. But Howl's head? Slither outer lazy person for a hubby? Na huh!
MichiruKao Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2009  Student
ah silly witch of the waste, everyone knows that the only person howl actually listens to is sophie. and that he does it in an aggravating, roundabout way.
Montfaucon Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2009
xDD Nice. Getting the head of a lazy man like Howl might not have been the best idea, eh Miss Witch.

Very nicely done. C:
anna-becca7 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2008
BWAHAHA... Howl makes me laugh. awesome ;D
Kapot Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2008

ahhhh that felt good XD

if the witch succeeded.
invisible-chan Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2008
XD That's great. I like your version of Howl and the witch.
Sky-Hat Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
*rofl* Oh this is brilliant! Honestly, she really did have the right idea at the start...sort of. If you take out the whole psycho aspect of it, then yeah - I can see the up-side. ^_^ :+fav: Great to see such fantastic HMC fanart!
Aideko Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2008
Very clever idea! I had wondered about that too. Afterall, if he has Howl's head, that means he has Howl's brain as well, not just his pretty face. ^^
RoninMaj Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2008
XD haha right on.
she had no idea she'd never be able to control howl d:
it's just as well she died before she got him and figured out that dissapointment. lol n__n
XD hilarious <3
all hail hmc fanart! :D
abayo ;D
zenia Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I haven't had the chance to read the book yet... but it is on its way in the mail! This will probably make sense to me once I have read it. XD
Heart-of-Shou Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2007
Even the most thought-out plans do backfire.
LuckyBlackCatXIII Featured By Owner May 1, 2007   Digital Artist
Oh my God, that is complete and utter Howl-ness. XD
Great job portraying him! Love the expressions! :love:
Hakari-chan Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*cracks up*
I love you XD This is so totally what would have happened if the witch of the waste /had/ gotten away with it, lol! Because Howl is the king of slithering out!
Iria-Lonely Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2007
hahahaha, so funny, well seeing this ¤might be¤ outcome, maybe she was lucky to die
lil-miss-mousey Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2007
haha, very nice. One of my favorite movies HMC :heart:
joyfulmusic Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
lol Nice! A selfmade man. Hm... maybe I should try that sometime. "Finding" the right one isn't working.
Kohi-Noor Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2006
Extremely funny. I love the witch's face...and clothes...
Faustus-Faunus Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2006
Howl was so wonderfully aweful ^_^ Great idea, but I still wouldn't feel bad for the Witch of the Waste...
ShadowsAndLight Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2006  Student General Artist
XD OMG *fangirlish squeal* I frickin' love you! XD It's just too great. Just too great.
Eialyne Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2006
*snickers* I'd read this once before while browsing your gallery...but now that I've read the book since then...makes so much more sense now!
Alchomik Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2006
Very funny idea and I simply love it :)
Sasky Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, Howl. Such a marvelously obnoxious character. :)
Ilex-Aquifolium Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
She really did try. ^^
I wonder how she did plan on controlling Howl...
vajinin-nas Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2006
:rofl: I remember that part in the book. it's the ultimate anti-climax. go howl and your laziness- it just saved your life. :)
guitarkitty Featured By Owner May 9, 2006
XD I love this, this was like, one of the only hmc BOOK related fanarts I've seen....good job!
tsunefish Featured By Owner May 7, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my god! I love this book! XD! Howl's head isn't of much use at all, I don't see why she wanted it!
Shahrezad1 Featured By Owner May 3, 2006  Student Traditional Artist
*bursts out laughing* Well, I finally read the book. And now I find this even more hilarious than it was before. ;-) :mwahaha:
Aleana Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2006
LOL I LOVE this! lol even if she succeeded she would have come to regret it.... hehehe and again! I absolutely adore your version of Howl^^
StarvingArtistKei Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2006
Hehehe! Indeed, he surely would act like that XD And watching rugby... nice touch ^ ^
imadoki Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2005
*falls over laughing*
laihiriel Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2005
Hahahaha!! *dies laughing* How... accurate. Great job!
Rat-Girl Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2005
This picture makes me so happy! I adored that book!
Windswift Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2005
Have finally read the book! It's all your fault [which is good, because I told myself I would do it for years... like the author, read the apparent sequel to it in the library, but they never had HMC...]

That really does seem to be the solution to finding the perfect man. Unless the not-quite-perfect men retain their personality quirks...

I stand amused ^^
"You're not the men I thought I married!"
PikoPikoNoriko Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2005   Writer
XDD god I love that book. ^__^ <3
what book is it?
kokoichigo Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2005
AHAHAHAHAH that's so cute!!! hey, she didn't do a bad job making the man (appearance-wise anyways.)
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