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Survival Tips :2: Don't Smoke by Rozefire Survival Tips :2: Don't Smoke by Rozefire
Trust me, smoking may look sexy... and cool... and incredibly sexy... but I personally would like to live to see my grandchildren being born whilst still in possession of both lungs, most of my heart and my faculties more or less in working order (I can take or leave the incontinency).

And of course there are the other less life-threatening side-effects like:

~yellow teeth
~yellow fingers
~yellow skin
~yellow eyes (you'd better like the colour yellow)
~premature lines
~stink lines
~only really attractive to other yellow smokers
~general skankiness and
~inability to differentiate between fudge and shit

:bleh:

Don't smoke. It's so not worth it.


Photoshop CS all the way, baby. :D
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writingbubble Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
:heart: XD
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Tico-Illustrations Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Student General Artist
So true! I support this!
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LostInThought3624 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
PLEASE print out thousands of these and put them up in schools. Please. It might help my friends and it would definitely improve my Mondays.
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Paralyzedhearts22 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010
The cuteness of this inspires me not to ever smoke.
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Cowgirl-Hank Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2009
:w00t: Yeah!
Smoking is soooo not attractive!
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kingtut98 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing: I love this. It's just a pity there was no room for your Artist's Comments in the deviation itself.
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gothjohanna Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009
LOL! great way to get people to stop smoking!
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Milarca Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
XD i love it :D
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masterseamonkey Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Student General Artist
:clap::clap::clap::clap: nuff said
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