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Survival Tips :2: Don't Smoke by ~Rozefire:iconRozefire:

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©2005-2009 ~Rozefire
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Artist's Comments

Trust me, smoking may look sexy... and cool... and incredibly sexy... but I personally would like to live to see my grandchildren being born whilst still in possession of both lungs, most of my heart and my faculties more or less in working order (I can take or leave the incontinency).

And of course there are the other less life-threatening side-effects like:

~yellow teeth
~yellow fingers
~yellow skin
~yellow eyes (you'd better like the colour yellow)
~premature lines
~stink lines
~only really attractive to other yellow smokers
~general skankiness and
~inability to differentiate between fudge and shit

:bleh:

Don't smoke. It's so not worth it.


Photoshop CS all the way, baby. :D

Comments


:iconchaoslein:
~Chaoslein Nov 22, 2005, 6:02:21 PM
Yes, that's true.
Spread the word with a :+fav:
:iconkileaiya:
~Kileaiya Nov 22, 2005, 6:03:56 PM
Hehe, awesome.

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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. =P
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~Shizuka-no-Ame Nov 22, 2005, 6:11:37 PM
So very awesome. ^_^ My boyfriend is nagging me that you spelled "colour" wrong. Permission to beat the living crap out of him?

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~Dranx Nov 22, 2005, 6:16:49 PM
I'm sorry.... that's just......... damn funny! :faint:

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I tend to be invisible.
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~iAmShiny Nov 22, 2005, 6:16:54 PM
Just great. ^_^

I would take up smoking myself for the "looking cool" factor if not for the downside of looking far less cool once you have emphysema and a tumor the size of a baseball. Just them little things in my way.
:iconathyra:
~Athyra Nov 22, 2005, 6:17:51 PM
lol very cool message!!! And I totaly agree!!

Although it looks rather cute... ^^;

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-*looks at Sess *looks at Bankotsu *:glomp: Ban <3
-:w00t: good day to you all!(~Athyra)
-98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste
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~ThePowerOfEyeliner Nov 22, 2005, 6:19:38 PM
Ah I love this.
And I love your "Artist's Comments"

Deff :+fav:
:icondarthmongoose:
*darthmongoose Nov 22, 2005, 6:43:18 PM
Instant fave! This needs to be made into a poster!

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Train, train, take us away...
take us away, far away,
To the future we will go, where it stops, nobody knows.
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=josukeX Nov 22, 2005, 6:46:19 PM
yes if this was a print i would love to buy it and give to my sister cause she smokes

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when the world thinks your paranoid, you just know the world out to get you
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