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Survival Tips :2: Don't Smoke by Rozefire Survival Tips :2: Don't Smoke by Rozefire
Trust me, smoking may look sexy... and cool... and incredibly sexy... but I personally would like to live to see my grandchildren being born whilst still in possession of both lungs, most of my heart and my faculties more or less in working order (I can take or leave the incontinency).

And of course there are the other less life-threatening side-effects like:

~yellow teeth
~yellow fingers
~yellow skin
~yellow eyes (you'd better like the colour yellow)
~premature lines
~stink lines
~only really attractive to other yellow smokers
~general skankiness and
~inability to differentiate between fudge and shit

:bleh:

Don't smoke. It's so not worth it.


Photoshop CS all the way, baby. :D
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:iconwritingbubble:
writingbubble Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
:heart: XD
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Tico-Illustrations Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Student General Artist
So true! I support this!
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LostInThought3624 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
PLEASE print out thousands of these and put them up in schools. Please. It might help my friends and it would definitely improve my Mondays.
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Paralyzedhearts22 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
The cuteness of this inspires me not to ever smoke.
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:iconcowgirl-hank:
Cowgirl-Hank Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2009
:w00t: Yeah!
Smoking is soooo not attractive!
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:iconkingtut98:
kingtut98 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
:laughing: I love this. It's just a pity there was no room for your Artist's Comments in the deviation itself.
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gothjohanna Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2009
LOL! great way to get people to stop smoking!
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:iconmilarca:
Milarca Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
XD i love it :D
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:iconmasterseamonkey:
masterseamonkey Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2009  Student General Artist
:clap::clap::clap::clap: nuff said
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:iconrheherem:
rheherem Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2009   Photographer
aw, so cute!! lol
loves it.
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:icon1walkingblind:
1Walkingblind Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009
this is dead funny I'm trying to pull myself together right now
this piece should be on cigarette boxes everywhere!! lol
this is great!
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:iconlyrel12:
lyrel12 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2008
fucking awesome and hilarious its a good way to get a message across without actually pissing ppl off
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:iconslauve17:
Slauve17 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2008  Student
doesn't seem like it got a message across to you... did it?
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:iconfallenangelkokoro:
FallenAngelKokoro Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
tis true D: im in a bit of an argument with a friend about it
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:iconkumori13:
kumori13 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2008
xD I like that. This would make an awesome campaign paper or something...Whatever they call it. ^^;
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:iconmissladi:
missladi Featured By Owner May 5, 2008
Hahahahaha!! Awesome, thanks for making me laugh at work. I love it.
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:iconlostdrawings:
lostdrawings Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2008
awesome concept!! check out this image: [link]
it's very touching...
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:iconkikimonster:
kikimonster Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2008
oh this is so amazing! i love the way you added the textures in this one. Honnestly i have no idea how you do it. Stunning!
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:iconkennyisdeadiamtavi:
kennyisdeadiamtavi Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2008
You've managed to send a great message in a hilarious way! It's great :)
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aaawhyme Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
well said, though that kitty thing looks cute with his sock.
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Bagel-san Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2008
Love it! (And, well, *everything* you do...) I totally thought you were going to do something even more cynical; "don't smoke--it's kills your taste buds, and you won't be able to detect the poison in your drink." lol
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AyureNamida Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2008
+sighs+ I'm trying to get my mother out for smoking but it's impossible :( passive smoking is gross... good to know that there are others who are strictly against smoking :thumbsup:
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foxy-cat Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2008
jiji! little dude is awesome! marshmellows! their not green! their purple with little hearts:heart:!:ost2life:
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:iconbrainchildrenforever:
BrainchildrenForever Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2008
I never found smoking sexy especially when I think of what it does to one's appearance. And even when the person looks hot, it's hard to notice when all the stinky smoke is up your nose :bleh: that alone is repellent.
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KoriFaye Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2007
gorgeous!! i'm a no-smoker.
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:iconcb-sama:
cb-sama Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2007
nice advice. plus, it's hilarious and wonderfully drawn :)
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:iconthemudkipandi:
TheMudkipAndI Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2007
People who smoke are idiots. End of story. No arguments.

Awesome picture.
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asanosandwalker Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2007
I quit a while back, and I'm actually a regular at a non-smoking bar. It's just a relief to not wake up on Saturday morning having my hair reek of tobacco.
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DelacroixDraven Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2007
As a former smoker I must say, that this little tid bit of artwork is the best Anti-Smoking thing EVER!
Completly love it!
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tree-of-silver Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2007
so true
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AforAnarchist Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2007
lmao he looks like hes emo
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:iconbluequail:
BlueQuail Featured By Owner May 29, 2007   Digital Artist
Ohmigosh that's soo true about smoking! :ohnoes:

-I was never planning on smoking anyway! xD
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yiasafrai Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2007  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i decided, becoz society cares so much about physical apearance, the slogan for quitting smoking shouldn't be "smoknig kills" (like in aus) but "smoking is for ugly people" or "only ugly people smoke" or "smoknig makes you ugly"
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paintwhenpainted Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2007
thats the best anti smoking campaign i have ever seen!!!! hahahahahhaahaha!!!
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:iconranoshi-ai:
ranoshi-ai Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2007
This deserves a gold star! *sticks on a shiny gold star sticker to the side* x3
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knalleknuten Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
why isnt this a DD? Sooo funny your avatar :lol:
And smoking..do I have t say how I hate seeing people slowly kill themselves?

tobacco is a deadly drug.
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THATGUYWHODRAWS Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2007  Professional Interface Designer
hahahaha 2shay, this piece is great :)
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:iconsilvertrey:
silvertrey Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2007
Grandchildren are overrated.
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stevedude Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2007
Thanx to this, i am convinced to never try smoking.

Well, this and the fact that my mom and aunt are the only survivors of their side of the family (and the only non-smokers, too.)
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shaiel Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2007
ahh, its soooooo true. great picture
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:iconbellmoore:
Bellmoore Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2007
So true.
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Jacobea Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2007  Hobbyist Writer
Great work :D! Although I doubt the new bans the EU has put in place will stop some idiots from becoming like this.
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lil-wiggles Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2007   Traditional Artist
HA...........
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Mimn Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol: i love it :+fav:...the idea is great and it is very funny xD
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Kiyubi-Necoho Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2007
Well, I have to admit, this is funny, and despite the fact that the message below the pic is ver accurate, its quite annoing. I don't smoke, but I tried, I kinda liked the feeling, but nothing will surpass a dose of fresh air. But what is really annoing is that the fact of perseciution of smokers, even those which are smoking outside, away from non-smokers.
If they want to smoke, its ok, its their life choise.
When I showed this picture to a friend which is a smoker, It gave him a similiar impression.
Its fine, Im not giving you a lecture or something,

I just wanted to present my opinion on this, you're an artist, and Its your task to make pepole think. I still think that it is a fine picture.
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shelbytiger07 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2006
smoking..ugh *shudders*
hate it
but i do love this!
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almightyheadlock Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2006
totally agree!!! smoking it horrible. sadly alot of my friends smoke. i am in the attempt of stopping them.... its not going all that well. oh well keep trying.

love it and the message it sends!!!
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arsonist-freak Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2006
Lol....another one. Just as funny though not as cute as it ain't a close up. Have you watched 'Becker'? Theres one episode where he says 'I don't like to smoke when I walk, the wind blows the second hand smoke back into my face and second smoke is very dangerous...' Lol
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DriftingMidnight Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2006
Completely agree. Love it!
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